Oh My.

retailwarriors:

I had a job where I was self-directed most of the day.  So if I got done with my work early, I would walk around the store with a stack of papers in my hand looking “determined” and “busy”.

wilwheaton:

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I think I used an entire bottle of hand sanitizer after.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

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Top Text: “DON’T MAKE A RACIST COMMENT”

Bottom Text: “AND EXPECT ME TO AGREE.”

Seriously. Just don’t.

wilwheaton:

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This happened at our store once, except it was an epileptic woman having a seizure.

fuckno-retail:

I hate when people tell me what the weather is outside.

I have seven 12-foot windows behind me.
SEVEN.
RIGHT BEHIND ME.

No, you’re absolutely right, I had no idea it was raining.

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rantingrobins:

Dear Women of the Retail World,

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE HYGIENIC LINERS FROM BATHING SUITS AND STICK THEM ON THE FITTING ROOM WALLS, FLOORS, OR BENCHES. THAT IS DISGUSTING. KEEP THEM ON. THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. 

Sincerely,
Frustrated Ladies Department Employee.